(Quinn slams Santana . I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. I have rage. Everything about you screams virgin. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Also I don't think she was cruel with that rant like some of her others. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. Im still feeling sad and angry. Like that whole top row. Kurt: She can't find out until after her Funny Girl audition, alright? Santana: Yeah, I do. What would you do? [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. I just can't. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. And so we decided to grieve her passing the only way we really know how: by watching and writing about television. I mean sure, she was blackmailing Karofsky at the time, but hey coming out and the self-loathing that often comes with it is messy business. Santana: Yep. Hey! I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. She's a mother! I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. This is so sad. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? Yay. Santana: Oh, sure I can. 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. You know what? First theres the pause. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. (Looks at Rachel and Kurt) Do you see? And it was uneventful. Maybe in junior college. I was thinking the same thing and I think youre right. I dont know how! Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. Wherever your soul is, thank you. I only watched Glee briefly. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Go. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. Santana: Hey Andrew McCarthy, dont know if you heard but Blaine may lose an eye, the same Blaine who was just besties with you not four months ago. But not this. For more information, please see our I think about that scene all the time. Santana: Oh yeah? I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Naya absolutely slayed that scene and it has stuck with me ever since. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. For me there is a before, and an after. (slaps Quinn across face) Quinn: You can't hit me! Santana: Okay, that's really funny. [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. Santana: Yea, but he's not hot. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. (sings in background) It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie, and this is the scene right before we eat each other. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? TINA: Sorry, Santana. I am loving this look on me. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) It was ordering my steps. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. We'll just see if that happens. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. Santana: Yes, we can. Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. Ive found myself revisiting this clip more than any other this past week. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. In honor of learning even more. What difference does it make? I remember exactly where I was, exactly how it felt that night. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. And I need to tell you something that I dont know how to say. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? I like yeast in my bagel but not in my muffin. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. Dave: [reluctantly walks away] You are my first love. Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. He was rude, patronising, and racist. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. The whole thing is played perfectly. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I was such a great fan of Glee. I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. It learned me two things. I've been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lisa Rinna, I've missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. Is a drug dealer! And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Mhmm. Is that how peoples lips look where you come from in the South? See here's what's gonna go down. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, Leggo my Eggo. And you know what he does? Her hair pulled to one side. I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! Please keep going after the show is over. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. #monologues I think I need an agent. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. Theres no one like you. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. Sebastian: Trent, I got this. Hi DM! I'm pretty sure too. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. And that will exist forever. To win the election. I mean, that special place where she lives? I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. Or maybe it I understand. Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. The strive to create a safer, and more comfortable sex-toy shopping experience for the Queer community and more specifically gender non-conforming, trans and non-binary people. Santana: No, you're lying. Theyre so familiar with each other, the same interests and the same enemies. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be.
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